Things on Tuesday: Poop Free Edition

May 13, 2008 at 8:23 PM
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Things I am Loathing today:

Fighting and arguing. It's teh suck.
Working 12 hour shifts all week
Having to email the boss's boss's boss's boss's boss's boss's right hand man to get things done
Not having time to tie in with my counterpart at work about an important project.
Wife's computer dying a slow and painful death
Our bed. It's got potholes. Big ones.
Cockroaches. Big, ugly, furry black ones with huge bug eyes...

Things I am Loving today:

Staying up until the wee hours just talking with my best friend, my wife.
Making sub sandwiches for lunch
No Poop Fairy visits! Yay!!!
Wookie Girl, Trash. Oh yeah!
My shoes have arrived! Holy crap, what torture waiting until midnight...
Beds with lifetime warranties that cover replacement.
My Cutco Spreader. Man, if I was on an island, this would be the one tool I'd take.
Thick sliced double smoked bacon.
VOX Neighbors who always have a kind word to say.
Monkeys. Just can NOT get enough of them in any shape or form.
The Muppets. Please come back to us the way you were...

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Hell to the yeah, Muppets ROCK!

You are so funny...what is going on with those pesky roaches?

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!
Muppets DO rock.
And....just so you know. One night, my sixth grade year. I woke up to a cock mother eff'n roach on my face. I swatted him off and cried for hours.
EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never slept in that bed again.
LOL

Roaches suck and Missouri has them. They have been coming in since it was raining so much outside. Killed two of them in the kitchen. Big suckers! Not as big as the ones in Florida maybe, where you step on them and they flip you off, but big!

I'm with you: nothing like a bacon and Muppet sub sandwich for lunch. ;-)

Here in Florida, we get giganto flying roaches (palmetto bugs, technically). I swear they're the size of a Huey helicopter, and they only fly around at night when you're chilling out. *shudders*

I am so afraid that the next time we see the muppets they'll be poppin in 3D.

RE: your bed - 2 words: latex mattress.

I got some monkey plates and dishcloths from Target. I could *not* resist them. Also, some happy crab ones. And now I want all the monkey things, but I have to save money for my trip instead.