Things on Tuesday...
Things I am Loathing today:
- Hot, heat, all things hot related, except jalapenos and habaneros. Oh, and Halle Berry.
- Forgetting cheese for my tacos.
- Sunburn. Went to the ballgame and came home a lobster. Ooochie....
- Work. All management have lost sight of the goal and are instead focusing on the chart. All hail the chart.
Things I am Loving today:
- Tacos for lunch. Awesomeness... Even without cheese.
- Having almost enough cash to make it through the end of the month in the black.
- Went for ice cream yesterday. Blueberry Crunch Ice Cream... Nummers...
- Being able to leap tall Excel charts in a single bound...
- Finding a Coleco video game system in my desk drawer, way in the back. The battery operated kind...
- Being one of only three people in the office who knows how to make charts in MiniTab Statistical Software...
- Crushing my enemies, driving them before me and listening to the lamentations of their women...
Comments
:P Pppttthhhhbbbbb!!!
I'm working on another one.....and being extremely careful what I delete. Today's million dollar question----how to make all the first letters in a row of words capital. I know it's an easy fix. I'm still poking and prodding trying to see if I can figure it out.
Copy and paste it into word, select it all, format, change case, title case.
I AM A GEEK!
Yum.
I don't like charts... unless they're pretty and colorful.
i like how halle berry sounds like habanero best have blueberry pie for dessert...
but you already figured this one out..
let's see: managing stakeholder expectations, keeping in your sponsors in site and updated, staying within the scope of the project.... oh piffle. i can't fool anybody. i've lost all this and won't get it back...
Mine are like little kids. Oh, you can do that? How about this? How about a boxplot chart with the little whisker things? How about a distribution chart? Gantt Chart? Paynter chart? How about a combination bar and line chart with four inputs and two trendlines, one for each set of data, all on the same chart?
I think they go up front and show off to each other. hey, look at this shit, look what my guy can do... It only took him 20 minutes too... LOL
Oh! I think Iknow that one... Lemme see if I can extract that from my head for you...
Oh, these are pretty. I think they use these to placate the angry demons called managers...
Some things you lose and wonder where they went. Others you lose and never notice they're gone. If I lost a blueberry pie, I'd know. Oh, I'd know...
Oh yes. We are trying to drive our business from, not the back seat, butthe back seat of the car behind us. Somedays, I want to put a big X on my desk. Slam head here, repeat until unconscious... LOL
Thank you for the help. Although there is a formula for this in Excel.
=Proper(C3)
I was able to (almost) figure this one out on my own!
I feel just a little bit smarter having figured it out. :)